Distracted Driving Takes Lives

March 06, 2012  •  Leave a Comment
It goes without saying that there are bad drivers in the world. The thought of a bad driver also texting while anywhere in my vicinity scares the piss outta me. Not too long ago up in Romeo, MI, a young 16 year-old girl was a passenger in a car that was T-boned by a distracted driver running a red light. This video, financed by the Transportation Improvement Authority, is not a reenactment of that tragedy, but references it greatly and does its best to accurately recreate the circumstances. It strikes a chord and makes you think twice about responding to another dumb text with an “lol”.
 
Big shout out to my cousin Cindy for playing the featured role of the injured backseat passenger.
 
And of course, my deepest sympathies and unbounded respect for the surviving friends and family of Ally Zimmerman.

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

March 02, 2012  •  Leave a Comment
 
Every once in a while, I feel compelled to revisit the Friday the 13th series just because how well each one plays can depend on my mood. What I realize when watching Jason Lives is something of a miracle among this pile of likable trash: It works. This is not only a great Friday the 13th film, but just a flat-out good film. It’s probably the only film in the god-forsaken franchise that not only succeeds on the level of intended comedy (there’s a key word in there somewhere), but somehow functions as an entertaining thriller. This is owed to the talents of its writer-director, Tom McLoughlin, and an energetic cast. This installment in Jason’s never-ending bloodbath has more energy and fun than any other in the series.
 
The film begins with the same character that has carried us through the previous two films, Tommy Jarvis (played most notably by Corey Feldman in Part 4, and here by Thom Mathews). As a young boy he slaughtered Jason with his own machete in the fourth movie, grew up and went to a mental institution in the fifth one. Now that he’s out, looks to destroy Jason for good by burning his corpse. But in order to do that, he must dig him up. Gee, nothing could possibly go wrong! With a pretty neat special effects shot accompanied by some fun pyrotechnics, Jason lives, and he’s even more powerful.
The film rockets past its awesome opening that pays a very nice homage to the James Bond titles and never stops moving. McLoughlin moves his camera very well, assisted with nice gothic cinematography by Jon Kranhouse. He always is tipping his hat to the horror classics at one time or another, and he has a sure hand at comedy. The intentional laugh ratio is vastly in his favor. I’m not going to explain any of the “plot” because hey, ever since the first film slashed up screens in 1980, there is no need for explanation. Although how a hockey mask can endure the abuse it does in this series is something I’d still love an answer to.
 
Now exactly what makes this installment special compared to its counterparts? As I said, it works as a thriller. The opening scene in the cemetery has genuine anticipation. The close up on an eye socket crawling with maggots as it narrows in anger was a very nice touch, and it makes the scene pay off in the end. As the film goes along, it introduces the traditional characters, but it gives us a few that we really do learn to like and care about. The cookie-cutter mentality of the previous movies gives way here to some funny dialogue and cultural in-jokes (“Your mother own a sewing machine kid?”). Instead of the usual clueless authority figures Freddy vs. Jason had such a great time poking fun at, we are given a real three-dimensional character in the sheriff who honestly cares about keeping the peace and the well-being of his daughter, a rambunctious blonde with a knack for seeking out trouble. So when Tommy Jarvis hauls his ass straight to the sheriff’s office after resurrecting his lifelong nemesis, and the sheriff knows who he is, we understand why he would toss Tommy in the brig, even if we know he’s wrong.
There are other moments involving little kids reacting to the sight of Jason and some nice little bits of dialogue between the camp counselors, but most especially with the sheriff. All this works really well, and it’s all due to the filmmakers knowing what they were making and doing their best within the confines of the dependable formula. McLoughin really goes above and beyond the call of duty; he delivers a truly good film with some great visual gags and, gasp, drama. For example: There’s a terrific moment toward the end of the film when the sheriff comes face to face with Jason in the woods of Crystal Lake—or, I’m sorry, Forest Green. McLoughlin cuts to a wide shot with the sheriff, stunned by the sight of Jason. Jason stands perfectly still and they stare at each other for a moment. I watched this and thought, “Wow, a realistic character arc in a Friday the 13th movie.” Commence the snowball fight in Hell.

Technical Difficulties and Wondrous Praise!

March 01, 2012  •  Leave a Comment
First of all, let me apologize for the look of the website right now. The host site for my menu bar is currently down for unknown reasons and as of now there’s no ETA for it being back up and running. Rest assured though, it will be back up to tip-top shape soon.
 
Now for the wondrous praise part: I handed off my last wedding of 2011 just recently and received a glowing review I thought I would share with you. Can’t wait for 2012 to get under way!

A New Bunch of “Bananas”

February 22, 2012  •  Leave a Comment

There’s a funny thing about being me: When I get asked to screen the first film I ever made at the Mitten Movie Project on March 6, I’ll go back and make changes. Yeah… to a film that’s going to be celebrating its 7th birthday this November. I went back to the original uncut footage that I had been saving all this time, blew it up to HD, cleaned up the image and captions, and even shortened it by about 30 seconds. Enjoy this new (slightly better) version of Bananas!

Work Flow Situation Report

February 21, 2012  •  Leave a Comment
I know there’s been some “WTF?” talk going on about when the next Haywire Effect episode is coming out. Truthfully, I am too. In addition to some illness issues dealing with my co-star, Justin, just yesterday my laptop computer that I type all of my episode scripts on took a puke for reasons that are, as of now, inexplicable. So I’m now in the position of having to recreate all those hours of work without the benefit of my notes that I use to write every episode. Add to this the closing of the OU basketball season and my usual workload, and it’s been crazy.
 
I am, however, pleased to report that the Lightcraft family has a new member who will no doubt be appearing in countless videos to come. My web content needs some cuteness, and I think she’ll fill that role perfectly.
 
In the meantime, don’t fret: The next Haywire Effect will get made, and there are even a couple of bonus videos on the horizon. Keep watching!
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